How to kill someone:
Pretend they don’t exist,
Act like everything you ever said to them was a lie.
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.